Humor Poetry

I Get Lost in L.A. by Mark Tulin– WryTimes

I Get Lost in L.A. – WryTimes
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I get lost in L.A,
its big, sprawling
iconic images,
contagious, infectious,
acceptance speeches at Grauman’s,
its movers and shakers,
deals made at Spago,
and the fashionistas
who parade along the Groves,
who whisper with a salty tongue,
take naked snapshots
on the red carpet,
posing with an Oscar vogue,
blinded by her billboards,
sports cars of desire,
the myths and legends
of Melrose and the freaks
on Sunset Boulevard

I get lost in her wild bikini,
up the winding roads
of Beverly Hills,
and pass her on a tour bus,
a spoiled running back
from Westwood,
a Disnoid with mouse ears,
and a mistress of a sugar daddy
who drinks too much champagne,
while Batman woos Wonder Woman
along the walk of fame,
Jim Morrison
unzips his leather pants
at the Whiskey a Go Go
and the rich and famous
dine outdoors on Picasso
and yellowfin tuna
under a smoggy moon. ❏

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I am an author, poet, humorist, and short story writer living in Long Beach, California. I write about various topics, from my early childhood in Philadelphia to my years as a family therapist and finally to my soul-searching in California. These are poetic narratives that may have humorous or serious content or both. Either way, I hope my poetry and stories resonate with you. My books include Magical Yogis, Uncommon Love Stories, Awkward Grace, Junkyard Souls, and Rain on Cabrillo.

11 comments on “I Get Lost in L.A. by Mark Tulin– WryTimes

  1. Orvillewrong's avatar

    Another wonderful short!

  2. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Your poem confirms my conviction to give Hollywood a miss, although I did appreciate the allusion to “How to Stuff a Wild Bikini.”

  3. Dave Williams's avatar
    Dave Williams

    Cool poem — I felt as if I was just taken on a swift, blurring tour of the city — great images along the way.

  4. Artist/Poet_JayMoraShihadeh's avatar

    Excellent vibe of Hollywood life

  5. Theresa's avatar

    Very cool! Describes LA perfectly!

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