Humor: Pitted Prunes, Egg Whites, and Canned Pineapple by Mark Tulin/Short & Weird

An obedient husband makes an illegal U-turn. Many thanks to Short & Weird for publishing this funny piece.

“I don’t scoff at her request. She doesn’t inconvenience me on purpose. I make a U-turn across two yellow lines, and soon I’m hearing the siren of a police car. I pull over.”–excerpt from Pitted Prunes, Egg Whites, and Canned Pineapple.