Humorous Fiction: Running with Hatchets by Mark Tulin/The Gorko Gazette

Many thanks to the Gorko Gazette for publishing Running with Hatchets. Photo by the Gorko Gazette. Please visit this amazing site!

The Gorko Gazette was founded in the mid-90s by Colin ‘Raddy’ Gee. After a hiatus of several years, and given the utter simplicity of e-publishing in the twenty-first century, we are back and stuff.

 "It was chaotic as usual when I entered the Ransom home. Young Peter had pinned his father, Raymond, to the couch, hands clutched around his throat, and the TV blaring The Jerry Springer Show. Raymond turned various shades of blue, barely able to breathe as two transgender women fought inside of their 62-inch TV that they just bought at Costco. I eventually learned that Peter wouldn’t kill his dad; it was just how he connected with his father — in a lovingly sadistic way."
--excerpt from Running with Hatchets.