Bob’s Bare Bottom, by Mark Tulin – Friday Flash Fiction

Bob’s Bare Bottom, by Mark Tulin – Friday Flash Fiction
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Bob's Bare Bottom, by Mark Tulin
11/9/2020
 
Bob was sick and tired of all the restrictions on his civil liberties and just wanted to be free. He took off his clothes and strolled naked on the beach.

“This is not a nude beach, sir!” yelled an angry woman under a beach umbrella.

“It’s a free country?” Bob said in a bitter tone.

“You can still be free,” she replied, “but you’ll have to put on your clothes first."

Bob kept walking with the sun shining on his bare bottom.

Ten minutes later, Bob, covered in a blanket, walked by the woman, escorted by two police officers.