Leaves of Ink: Restroom Line
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Restroom Line
Mark Tulin
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Patiently, we wait for the door to unlock
like well-behaved school children,
hoping the man who just went in,
the one who ate the big cinnamon bun
didn’t use the entire roll of paper
and did a number one instead of two
for the benefit of us all.
Unfortunately, we have a lot of down time
waiting in the restroom line,
sphincter’s squeezed tight,
mind searching for answers
to fill the endless void.
Our hope steadily fading
while maintaining the faith to carry on.
Crow On The Wire 
As my dear sister says…”oh what a hoot!” I feel your pain, but you know it’s worse in the ladies line.
Didn’t know that, Theresa. At least the women’s room is probably cleaner. ☮️🙏🏻