The Perfect Housekeeper, by Mark Tulin – Friday Flash Fiction
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The Perfect Housekeeper, by Mark Tulin
25/2/2019
She came to my apartment every Tuesday morning. While I was at work, she mopped the floors and scrubbed the tub. I didn’t have to tell her what needed to be cleaned, she knew instinctively that there’s dust on the blinds and under the bed. She even found the grime at the base of my electric toothbrush. There’s nothing that she didn’t clean and she never missed anything. She’s an omnipresent goddess, knowing all my dirty habits, what messes I made and where. She was so good it was scary. So, I fired her and hired someone who wasn’t perfect.
Crow On The Wire 
Damn! So much for a clean house lol
maybe he likes it a little dirty. 🙂🙂
Hahaha! Apparently so!
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Wow 😂 She wasn’t perfect, but was just doing a damn good job, i guess
I guess you can be too good. 🙂
I can’t believe it! It might be scary, BUT it was clean. I wish Mr. Clean would stop by once a month by me. It would be spic and span in now time😎
I’ll send over Mr Clean ASAP!!