I want to thank the fine people at MuddyUm for publishing this story, as well as their on-target editing. Please visit their amazing humor site. Thank you Lukas on pexels.com for the clever feature image. And especially my mother for being such a wonderful sport, allowing me to include her in my humorous stories. May you rest in peace. Now “Love, Loyalty, and Chicken.” If the podcast is not loaded yet, please come back in a few minutes.