Crazy Like Grandpa



“Get me a stogie!” my crazy grandpa would yell,

as he sat there waving his gnarled cane,

like it was the staff of fire and locusts.

“Get me a Conestoga or I’ll kick your ass.”

And he would do it, even though I was just nine.

He didn’t bluff, didn’t pull any punches.

If he said something, no matter how outrageous,

he meant it, it came from his heart,

not like a lot of other people his age,

too pale or weak to cause a ruckus,

afraid of their feelings, scared to have a voice.

One day he hit my Uncle Leo squarely in the jaw.

“That’ll show you,” grandpa said, “not to mess with me.”

Grandpa had balls, even though his shoulders drooped

and he didn’t know who was who.

He was senile, had dementia as my aunt called it,

didn’t know my name or who was president,

yet he battled each day, strong as a warrior

up until that moment, he was forced to let go.

He couldn’t wave his cane or cause pestilence anymore.

He broke his hip, rode sidesaddle to the hospital

and we never heard him curse or yell again.

I told crazy grandpa before his final breath:

“I want to be just as crazy as you.”


For more on Crazy Grandpa, listen to my podcast, number 24, on Creative Writing Outloud.

2 thoughts on “Crazy Like Grandpa

  1. We have all had relatives like this. I remember my “Grandpa” Paul or “Polo” as he was called. You never approached him directly because he spoke Spanish. Grandma would always ask us to say “hello” to him nonetheless. And I would out of respect for her. Thank you for bringing up the happy memory of pleasing her.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s