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This is Your Blood Pressure Speaking, by Mark Tulin – Friday Flash Fiction

This is Your Blood Pressure Speaking, by Mark Tulin – Friday Flash Fiction
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This is Your Blood Pressure Speaking, by Mark Tulin
20/11/2020

Systolic: Hello, George? Please, listen. Cut out all the food that isn’t heart-healthy and start exercising.

Diastolic: Systolic’s right, George. He’s the top gun around here. He knows when your artery walls and ventricles are taking a beating.

Systolic: Instead of pizza and fried chicken, eat more fruits and veggies. Your body’s not a trash receptacle.

Diastolic: If you don’t stop, George, the mercury will rise in the BP cuff so high that your head will explode. It’s bright red already.

George ignored Systolic and Diastolic, but he couldn’t ignore his pulse rate when he dropped to the floor.
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I am an author, poet, humorist, and short story writer living in Long Beach, California. I write about various topics, from my early childhood in Philadelphia to my years as a family therapist and finally to my soul-searching in California. These are poetic narratives that may have humorous or serious content or both. Either way, I hope my poetry and stories resonate with you. My books include Magical Yogis, Uncommon Love Stories, Awkward Grace, Junkyard Souls, and Rain on Cabrillo.

2 comments on “This is Your Blood Pressure Speaking, by Mark Tulin – Friday Flash Fiction

  1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Tut, tut, George. You shoulda listened . . .

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