Crow Friday: Be Off Ye Vile Bird!

I don’t want to seem insensitive,

Sound like a xenophobe

But I despise gulls.

I hate the way they fly,

Forage for food,

That mindless chatter,

The stupid trot along the shore.

I especially hate those gulls

Who monopolize utility poles,

Who get the best seat,

The most desirable view.

While us working class crows

Have to settle for less–

Dirty wires and broken branches. 

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