Tuesday Picture: Dreaming in a Car at Costco


I was strolling on a hot summer day

in a field full of Van Gogh poppies

I dreamed I looked like Troy Donahue

tan and shirtless, wearing shades

as the gentle wind ruffled my blond hair

thinking, should I date Grace Kelly

or how about Lauren Becall

if the Princess is too busy

as I stood in the swaying fields of poppy

surrounded by a thousand, singing Hobbits

large footed, but quite huggable,

flexing my ripped pecs and bulging biceps

a beautiful naked lady approaches

with long, flaxen hair and ample bosom

riding a Chagall white horse sidesaddle

alluring, inviting me to hop on

bareback, galloping up to the sky

as she gently shares her tongue

deeply inside my moist, warm soul,

nibbling on my ear, she whispers:

“Harry, I got a good deal on Bayer Aspirin

but I couldn’t find any Swiffer sweeping



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