Tuesday Picture: Dreaming in a Car at Costco

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I was strolling on a hot summer day

in a field full of Van Gogh poppies.

I dreamed I looked like Troy Donahue,

tan and shirtless, wearing shades

as the gentle wind ruffled my blond hair,

wondering if I should I date Grace Kelly

or how about Lauren Becall,

if she isn’t too busy.

I stood in the swaying fields of poppy,

surrounded by a thousand singing Hobbits

with large feet and big hairy ears.

While flexing my pecs and bulging biceps,

a beautiful naked lady appears

with long, flaxen hair and ample bosom,

riding a Chagall white horse sidesaddle.

She invited me to hop on

bareback, galloping up to the sky

as she gently shared her

moist, warm soul,

nibbling on my ear, whispering:

“Harry, I got a good deal on Bayer Aspirin,

but I couldn’t find any wet Swiffer sweeping

things.”

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