How would you like me to pose Mister Cameraman,
atop the wooden railing, floating in the sea?
Do you want me to stand on one leg, how about two?
Try this side, it’s really my best, see how the light
plays off my giant bill.
I can turn in profile if you prefer, or throw
me a little treat and see my emotions explode,
tickle my my brown and gray plumage and I’ll flap
my wings in fervor,
fill my throat pouch with fish and I’ll strike a pose
that will last forever.